What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee"

What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

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What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.