What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

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What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

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Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.