The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )
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Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.
She calls the flying squad !
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Because you know they did it.
Tarzan.
Fire Crackers.