White Prisoner Jokes

Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners?

The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )

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Why are white prisoners so scary?

Because you know they did it.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

Scary Thing Jokes More Scary Thing Jokes

What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?

You know he did it.

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

Prison Shower Jokes More Prison Shower Jokes

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

White Person Jokes More White Person Jokes

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.