The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )
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Because you know they did it.
you know he did it.
Do not touch"
People laugh at my face.
The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.
It's a place of udder delight.
Your parents would know!
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.
A firecracker!
A warden
I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.
Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.
With a crowbar.
A neural network.
A conversation of energy.