How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !