How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!