How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff