What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball?

Juan on Juan

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

Deport Jokes More Deport Jokes

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.