What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

What's a Mexican's favorite candy bar?

A payday

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Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Deport Jokes More Deport Jokes

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico