What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What do you call Squidward's Protest Group in Mexico?

Counter-Esp on ge

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.