Deport him back to Mexico
A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
A law-suit
Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.
Deport him
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
Shredded tweet.