What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ?

Bean working very hard today !

Deport Jokes More Deport Jokes

How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

Lawnmower Jokes More Lawnmower Jokes

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him