Deport Jokes

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

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How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

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How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Lawnmower Jokes More Lawnmower Jokes

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

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What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

Illeagle Jokes More Illeagle Jokes

What did they call Glenn Frey when he was in the hospital?

An Illeagle

Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

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Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

Peruvian Jokes More Peruvian Jokes

Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor?

Peruve it!