Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

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What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

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Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant