Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

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What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?

You know he did it.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant