How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

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What's a riot?

Three dyslexics.

What is the collective noun for three dyslexics?

A riot.

National Anthem Jokes More National Anthem Jokes

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "