How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

Riot Jokes More Riot Jokes

What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

National Anthem Jokes More National Anthem Jokes

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "