Sick Eagle Jokes

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

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What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

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A deport-a-potty.

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He was an ill eagle.

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Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

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They prey regularly.

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Birds of prey !

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He didn't have the hare fare.

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Because they allow 1 free carrion

Permission Jokes More Permission Jokes

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

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An ill-eagle

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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle