Sick Eagle Jokes

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

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What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

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Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

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What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

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What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.