Sick Eagle Jokes

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

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What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

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What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Ill Eagle Jokes More Ill Eagle Jokes

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

Deport Jokes More Deport Jokes

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

Sick Bird Jokes More Sick Bird Jokes

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!