Sick Eagle Jokes

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

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What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

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He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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Because they are most certainly guilty.

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What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter! . Ill show myself out.

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