Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

What do you call an elephant that flies ?

A jumbo jet !

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

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Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

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What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.