Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

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What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull