What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

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What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team?

One is a group of cunning runts...

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Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

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What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

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What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon