What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

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Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon