What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon