Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball?

Because the always hit the RIM!

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Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!