Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!