Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!