Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What is the only bent straight line?

Its one direction of course.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.