What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

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What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.