What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

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How did you get into my house?

business.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

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What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?

Fang letters !