What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!