What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.