Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

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Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves