Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves ?

Stalagmice !

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves