Cave Jokes

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves ?

Stalagmice !

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.