How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

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What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

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What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..