How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

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Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

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How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

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