How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

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What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

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