How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

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How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..