How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

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What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur???

Allahsaurus!

What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

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Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..