How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

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What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle?

Kafir rider

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

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Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body?

Hairoin

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

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How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school