What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

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Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

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What's a calender's favorite fruit?

Dates.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school