What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

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How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

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How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

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What do I and Y2K have in common?

Neither of us can get a date right

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..