What's the art of having multiple perso...

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

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Why did you charge me a group rate?

Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.

What's the art of having multiple personalities?

Acting