Why did you charge me a group rate?

Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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Why did you charge me a group rate?

Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.

What's the art of having multiple personalities?

Acting