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Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A well educated Barista
Art.
Acting
It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.
Easel-y
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
A large pizza can feed a family of 4
The arts student gets a mark for it.
Art
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
I love you with all my art!"
A: A hobby horse.
Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.
Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...
art
Post-Imprussianist.
He calls it a work of art.
Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.
A cup of yogurt.
Pneumonia Lisa
A plaque.
Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".
A tooter
Data-ism
People tell you."
Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.
I wouldn't fit through the door.
He was too ghoul for school
A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that
You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
Surrey.
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
A glutamate.
Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling
Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.
A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.
Paddy O'Furniture
Matt
With spirit levels.
Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
A bench can support a family of four.
