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Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A well educated Barista
Art.
Acting
It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.
Easel-y
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
A large pizza can feed a family of 4
The arts student gets a mark for it.
Art
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
I love you with all my art!"
A: A hobby horse.
Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.
Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...
art
Post-Imprussianist.
He calls it a work of art.
Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.
A cup of yogurt.
Pneumonia Lisa
A plaque.
Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".
A tooter
Data-ism
People tell you."
Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.
AP Flour
A graduated cylinder!
ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent
A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "
Because they know all the short cuts.
I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank
joseph schooling
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
You stop feeding it.
A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.
Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)
Just order them without liver."
With Little Ceasar's.