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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A well educated Barista
Art.
Acting
It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.
Easel-y
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
A large pizza can feed a family of 4
The arts student gets a mark for it.
Art
Couple's Daily Question Mug
I love you with all my art!"
A: A hobby horse.
Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.
Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...
art
Post-Imprussianist.
He calls it a work of art.
Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.
A cup of yogurt.
Pneumonia Lisa
A plaque.
Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".
A tooter
Data-ism
People tell you."
Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.
Retards don't wear Black.
The dead baby can feed a family of four.
There were too many truss problems.
You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.
To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.
A Doctor you racist!
Alzheimer, Grandma.
Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
Would you like fries with that "
By her suntan !
The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!
x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Facul-tea
Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad
Hide his paycheck with his kids.
