What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

German Guy Jokes More German Guy Jokes

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan