What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today