What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!