What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

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What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

Why is your wife annoying?

Because she is always jalapeno business.

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When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

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What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!