What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

sin or cosine

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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

What is Alzheimer's?

WHAT IS ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE?