Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Previous Random Joke Next

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit?

r/explainlikeimfive

Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?

So he could spend a semester a broad.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Kleptomaniac Jokes More Kleptomaniac Jokes

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.

Bed Bath Jokes More Bed Bath Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*