Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.