Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

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Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!