Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.