Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

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What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.