Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.