Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

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Why black people are so good with basketball?

They can shoot and steal without being arrested.

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

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Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"