Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets