Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

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Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

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Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners?

The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )

Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.

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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)