What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

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What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)