What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

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How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*