What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive