Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.