My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

How do you draw an Overwatch character?

You Tracer.

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

Where's the other one?

Page two is 19.99$"

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Old Brother Jokes More Old Brother Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

Comic Book Jokes More Comic Book Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

Conclusion Jokes More Conclusion Jokes

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.