My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

Old Brother Jokes More Old Brother Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

Comic Book Jokes More Comic Book Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

Conclusion Jokes More Conclusion Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.