My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

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How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Alt+Right

How do you know a joke is a repost?

It's on the front page

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What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Comic Book Jokes More Comic Book Jokes

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Conclusion Jokes More Conclusion Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...