My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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Don't worry, they'll tell you

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Hey , they drew first"

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A car-toonist !

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On the front page of reddit.

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

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What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride