My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What do you call a pickle that draws?

A dillustrator.

Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

How did the hipster make it to the front page?

He did it before it was cool

Old Brother Jokes More Old Brother Jokes

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Comic Book Jokes More Comic Book Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

Conclusion Jokes More Conclusion Jokes

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.