My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

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What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers