What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

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How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

What do you call a lesbian octopus?

A lickalotopuss.

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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.