What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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Why not fist her?

Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

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Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

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What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.