What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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Fist Jokes More Fist Jokes

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

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How fast can the lesbian get here?

Licka de split!

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Conclusion Jokes More Conclusion Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...