What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

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Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

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Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.