What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

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What are my views on lesbian relationships ?

I view it in HD.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...