What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

Why not fist her?

Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)

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Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.