What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

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What do you call a lesbian platypus?

A lickalotapus

What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?

Single*.

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Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride