What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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Why not fist her?

Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

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What do you call three lesbians on a bicycle?

A trike

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.