What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Why not fist her?

Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)

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Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

What do you call a group of lesbians from Pittsburgh?

Lesbiyinz.

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

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Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.