You may fist the bride
Because they can't make a fist.
Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)
Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.
It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.
To get to the other bride!
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
They were just never on the same page...
I had to draw my own conclusions.