How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Bagpiper Jokes More Bagpiper Jokes

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.