A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
You break them at the middle and load them from behind
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
They'll tell you
Garbage gets thrown out.
One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
Duck.
They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.
A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Because no one on earth wants to buy it.
Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a
A. In a river bed
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
