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Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond
Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
A: Wet feet.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Wet.
Because people are dying to get in.
slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.
Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.
Goose bumps
A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.
I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost
A poltergeest
It's feeling down.
Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
Because the ice always Thors.
A Flat Minor
You would be all right.
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
He wouldn't turn in his essay
It weighed too much for its scales !
A reptile dysfunction
