What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the most popular red wine?

We want our land back!!

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.