What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

Why is Peter Pan always flying around?

Because he can never never land

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.