What's the most popular red wine?

We want our land back!!

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.