How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

What's the oldest red wine in America?

Give us back our land!"

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What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.