How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

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Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

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What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

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What is an astronaut's favorite meal?

Launch

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is