Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.