Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!

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What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.