Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Click here to find out!

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

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What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

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Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.