Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

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What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.