Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

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Hit the Road Jack"

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You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

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Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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They don't have Windows installed. )

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he knew where to put it..

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Because now his watch has ended.