Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

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Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed. )

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

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What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down :-)

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.