Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

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What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

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For the Watch.

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It gets curvy.

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he knew where to put it..

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.