Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

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Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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What is cosmetics?

ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

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What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch