Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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The restraining order

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They both watch whales.

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How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

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You probably Reddit already.

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3 days by panzer

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Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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It doesn't have windows.

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What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

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Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.