3 Day Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Why do girls NOT like Jesus?

NSFW Because every time he gets nailed it takes him 3 days to get it back up again.

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution?

Tsar Wars

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are indecisive miners the worst?

because all day they deal with ores.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Abraham Lincoln Jokes More Abraham Lincoln Jokes

What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

P Jokes More P Jokes

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.