3 Day Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Why do girls NOT like Jesus?

NSFW Because every time he gets nailed it takes him 3 days to get it back up again.

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

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What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

Apple Store Jokes More Apple Store Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

Jon Snow Jokes More Jon Snow Jokes

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !