What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

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What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess