What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

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What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

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Because it's undefined.

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What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step up: transformers :v

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

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You would get severe frostbite.

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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

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What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?