What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

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How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.

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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

What happens to a drunk vampire?

They get a fangover.