What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

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How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

What happens to a drunk vampire?

They get a fangover.