What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

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Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

Tequila Mockingbird Jokes More Tequila Mockingbird Jokes

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.