What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

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Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

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Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.