How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

Chill Jokes More Chill Jokes

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Beekeeper Jokes More Beekeeper Jokes

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists