Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.

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It's two tired.

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Lets go ride a bike!

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Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.