Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.

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Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

Gold Fish Jokes More Gold Fish Jokes

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.