Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.

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They are two tired

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Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

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You ride -- I'll go on foot.

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Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.