Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.

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Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

Gold Fish Jokes More Gold Fish Jokes

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.