What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

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Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

What is a ghost's favorite part of school?

Spirit week.

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Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

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How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)