What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

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Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

What do you call an ant who skips school ?

A truant !

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Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

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What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)