What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!