What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

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What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

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What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

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What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano