Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

College Jokes More College Jokes

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

Galaxy Jokes More Galaxy Jokes

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.