Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Where's the school for the blind?

It's hard to see.

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Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)