Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

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How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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What do cats major in college?

String theory!!

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University

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What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy