Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

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Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy