Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

College Jokes More College Jokes

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Galaxy Jokes More Galaxy Jokes

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.