Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

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Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

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Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

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What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians?

The Milky Hue.

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.