Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

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What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

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Why go to college?

There's Google.

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

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What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?