What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

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What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

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He was shot in the face.

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I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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Broccoli

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Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "