What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

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Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "