What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

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How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!