What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

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What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)