Armenian Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Which Greek Philosopher was the easiest to manipulate?

Play-Doh

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Ham Sandwich Jokes More Ham Sandwich Jokes

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

Slavs Jokes More Slavs Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down from an aerial ladder?

A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard