Armenian Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

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Recognize Jokes More Recognize Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D